Have you been staying up late at night wondering when you're going to meet that perfect person who's going to make you perfectly happy in a perfectly romantic relationship that gets started after a perfect date as you're walking hand-in-hand on the beach under a perfect sunset as you're wearing the perfect outfit and they're saying the perfect thing? The 1st and 2nd, you may not find 'perfect,' but you could meet somebody you really like a lot. If you do, don't waste time: the 3rd, 4th and 5th, spend as much time as you can getting to know them. By the 6th and 7th, the more accurately you can express yourself, the better they'll know what it is you're thinking. Please note, 'accurate' is not the same as 'perfect.' If this person still pleases you by the 11th, you could find yourself very, very busy. And the 16th and 17th, you could get very creative in the ways you let them know how you feel. The 21st and 22nd are pretty fantastic days -- again, note the difference between 'perfect' and 'fantastic' (fantastic is better). The 27th, things between you two get a little bit easier. The 31st, forget 'perfect.' You've got all you want right here.
